Diwali Status For Facebook,Myspace,Hi5 and Orkut

May Goddess LakshmiAnd Lord Ganesha bless you,with happiness Progress and property On Diwali and In the year ahead !

Let’s celebrate the auspicious day of Diwali with fun and frolic
May this bright day bring Bountiful Bliss and Joy in your life.Here’s sending wishes to you on this Diwali

May the divine light of diwali spread into your Life peace, prosperity, happiness and good health.

Wish you and your family a bombastic Diwali.Have loads of fun and loads of masti. “Happy Diwali”

Paying respects to the gods And decorating for them the thali,This is what the occasion is all about,this is the spirit of Deepavali..

On this diwali, I am sending you a diya of my love,
I hope you will keep it lighted forver.

With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of the Chants May Happiness & Contentment Fill ur life.Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali

May you live your life like the festival of Diwali, happy healthy and wealthy.A Very Very Happy Diwali

Warm Diwali wish for every happiness. May this day fill your life with happiness and bring to you joy and prosperity.

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,navi asha Hotil purna,manatil sarva Iccha,Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha,* Happy Diwali *

Diwali night is full of lights, may your life be filled with colors and lights of happiness. Happy Diwali

Diwali ki dher saari roshni bharee, khushiyaan mubarak hon.Happy Diwali

Life with you is like diwali, so lets promise to be together like this forever. Wish you a very Happy Diwali

Wish u all a very very happy & colorful deepavali. may all of Your dreams comes true.

Let me make your Diwali more colorful with the lights of wishes of my heart.Happy Diwali

The festival of light is full of delight.Let me double the charm of your diwali night!!Happy Diwali !

Raat Thi Kaali, Life Thi Khaali,Phir Sab Kutch Badla, Jab Ayee Diwali.Happy Diwali to all

Computer & Internet Related Facebook,Orkut,Myspace Status

*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! “Hey what`s up?” Damn!

Dear internet, Please stop being so awesome. Sincerely, I need to sleep.

The mini heart attack you have when you`re home alone on the computer and an ad starts talking.

That awkward moment when you type your password into the username section and have to hope that no one saw it.

Being popular on Twitter is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria…… of a mental hospital.

Beating the refresh button to death when the internet is slow.

That awkward moment when you think you are typing something and you look up and there is nothing there.

Writing. Like. This. Doesn’t. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.

That awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and you cant figure out which one the music is coming from.

My mom told me not to talk to strangers, but then I made a Twitter,Facebook,myspace,Orkut accounts its became a hobby.

iMac+iPod+iPhone+iPad= iBroke

“Youtube”This video is not available in your country.”Where the hell am I? Narnia?”

My phone doesn`t have enough battery left to take any pictures, but it has enough battery to keep telling me that it`s low.

I delete and retype my entire password if I think I might have mistyped one letter.

People always talk about how “gamers” don`t have a life but actually, when you think about it, they have lots of lives.

That awkward moment when someone`s staring at your keyboard while you`re typing your password.

Dear Internet users, you`re gonna regret not reading me one day, Sincerely, Terms & Condition.

♥ ♥ In every girls life is a boy that she will never ever forget.♥ ♥.

Unless your name is GOOGLE…stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING.

My name isn`t “Dictionary”. Therefore, I cannot be defined. ♥

When your mom decides to be in the room while you`re on the computer, so you just switch to Google and stare at it.

The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1. I have read and agree to the terms of service 2. Status: offline. 3. Yes, I am over 18 years old.

Yes, I know. There are unused icons on my desktop. DEAL WITH IT.

Saving a photo as Kjkjkhhdfuhugdf because you`re too lazy to write a proper title.

I changed all my passwords to “incorrect”. So my computer just tells me when I forget.

People always talk about how “gamers” don`t have a life but actually, when you think about it, they have lots of lives.

TheSpaceButtonDoesn`tWork 🙂

Friend: “What if there was no google?” Me: “I don`t know, google it.”

Status Updates for Orkut,Myspace and Facebook Profiles! Clever Statuses

The truth doesn`t cost anything, but lies will cost You Everything.
Being in a relationship is never as good as it seems. Neither is being single.
Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
For `Today` listen to your Mind. For ”Tomorrow” listen to your Heart.
Life is like a book. When something goes wrong, just turn the page.
It is not what you can do. It is what will you do.
We`re all so worried that people are watching & judging us, but in reality, they`re too busy worrying about the same thing.
The opposite of love is not hate, it`s indifference. If you hate someone, you still care.
Life is a game we all have to play!
People who gossip with you, most likely gossip about you.
Sometimes the smallest fights can become the biggest battles.
Sometimes you need to be strong to admit that you are weak.
Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. So thank the past for a better future.
People don’t change, they adjust. But underneath, they are who they are.
If you want to know where your heart is, look where your mind wanders.
Sometimes, you`ve to distance yourself from people. If they care, they`ll notice. If they don’t, you’ll know where you stand
REMEMBER: “Losers let things happen, Winners make things happen.”
If you`re brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello
Dont waste your time looking back at what you lost. Move on. Remember life is not meant to be traveled backwards.
Sometimes, not getting what I want is a wonderful stroke of luck.
No matter how busy a person is, if they really care, they`ll always find time for you.
Good things may come to those who wait, but not to those who wait too late.
Sometimes the simplest advice that you give to others is the hardest thing for you to follow.
Guys and girls are like Chess and Checkers. We both play on the same board but we`re playing two completely different games.
Etc”.A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do”
Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.
Sometimes we forget what we must remember and remember what we must forget.
Don`t push people you really want in your life away.